When aliens land on Halloween night, a witch in the Appalachian mountains is the only person on Earth who saw it coming.
Promethea Jones runs Seraph Valley, a laid-back coven of witches, hackers, and weirdos outside Asheville. The Old Ones say humanity's time is running out, and they're offering a way forward: new worlds, new bodies, a chance to start over.
To get there she'll have to deal with aliens, inner demons, Texan separatist kidnappers, the FBI, her billionaire ex-boyfriend, corporate espionage, robot bartenders, Nazi karma, and the fundamental nature of human consciousness. She holds it together for love of her daughter, with the help of her friends.
A story about what it costs to build heaven when hell keeps underbidding you.
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Step into the room with them.
Each character is a window into the world of Promethea Jones. Pick one and ask anything — they'll answer in voice. (For now, voiced by Ninian's agent; standalone per-character agents arriving soon.)
// now speaking with
Promethea Jones
The Witch
Runs Seraph Valley. Reads cards. Saw the aliens coming.
about the agent
These voices are Ninian's ElizaOS agent, steered with character prompts, not separate people. The book is the work; this is a side door in.
Promethea Jones
agent online
I drew the Stars three nights running before they came. Sit. Tell me what you came to ask.
Take it home
The novel is real. And waiting.